¡Oye!
I'm Jake. KCMO. Welcome to my life, I apologize about the mess.
[i never was good at bios]
Guys help I think I really really like this girl.

Her names Mckenna and she’s reading this and I hope she has a kickass day and prospers in everything she does. She’s dating a huge dork. But he’s also the luckiest guy on this earth. In this galaxy. In the entire universe. In the multiverse. I like her so much I don’t know what to do.


thankyouforthedildos:

Perks of dating me:

  • you’ll be the hot one

screaming-towards-apotheosis:

sebadasstian-stan:

agentsofthenterprise:

so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis 

THE CHRISIS

Coming out this Christmas


ambitiousgurl1:

College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.


Peter Quill helmet appreciation

woke-up-on-derse:

ghostystar:

imagine how different your life would be if you had complete and unrestricted access to all the clothes you wanted and no limitations on wearing them

imagine how confident everyone would be. it’d be beautiful 

(Source: acidic-milk-motel)

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