¡Oye!
I'm Jake. KCMO. Welcome to my life, I apologize about the mess.
[i never was good at bios]

sodomymcscurvylegs:

The cognitive dissonance caused by a society that tells its children to “follow their dreams” through messages in films, literature, etc. and then punishes them for not choosing safe, money making careers in adulthood is fascinating, to say the least.

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lethargicnarwhal:

1. messy hair, messy life

2. no idea. I’ll cross that bridge if I get to it

3. Katy- my best friend from childhood

4. BUZZ BEACH BALL ON FRIDAAAAAY

28. you have a cat/ play with my hair

41. dating deadmansdog yo

47. uh. Idk?

HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THAT ADORABLE SELFIE IM GUNNA DIE lethargicnarwhal


buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours


bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you


do you want to hang out?
i have to ask my mom
*doesn't ask mom*
she said no
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