I'm Jake. KCMO. Welcome to my life, I apologize about the mess.
[i never was good at bios]


i just wanna make drake proud


It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making


Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead


How to properly Love someone:

1. Buy them pizza

2. Touch their butt


hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

(Source: sexygyarados)


u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you


Dance of All Superheros from World……..
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